dearjimmoriarty:

thewestcoastghost-:

dearjimmoriarty:

Why 

Do I have to APPLY for jobs, though

Can’t they just give me the jobs

If I want them

I think that’s how that should work yes. I hate applying for jobs. They always ask a bunch of experience questions And I just ‘I babysit. Yeah I can cook shit kinda. I like organizing things so I could probably file shit. Am I hired yet or.’

I’m really just waiting for that one job that’ll be like “tell me ALL your Rare Pair Feels! Here, have netflix and thirty thousand a year!”

Because when interviewers ask me “So, what do you want to do with your life?”

I just want to say “Basically wear corsets and go around whipping people like a queer femme boss and can I also have silk pajamas with that?”

Yeah, I like… have job skills I guess… but they aren’t the things I’m proud of… or what I want to do WITH MY LIFE. I don’t see how that question doesn’t cause ultimate existential angst in most people? Maybe that is what I’ll say next time.