- Bro: dork
- Me: nerd
- Bro: bantha fodder
- Me: nerf herder
- jabba scrubber
- wookie washer
- Bro: astrodroid repairwoman
- Me: stormtrooper vision specialist
- Bro: stormtrooper marksmanship trainer
- Me: Darth Vader's hands body guard
- Bro: Deathstar exhaust specialist
- Me: yoda's glamor team leader
- Darth Maul's make up artist
- (we talk about our little sister for a bit)
- Me: aww man
- I just realized Christianna is coming in like an hour and I haven't done anything to get ready
- Bro: go put on suitable clothes
- Me: I'll talk to you later, love you, see you this weekend
- Bro: And clean your... light your place on fire
- love you